Thursday 5 March 2009

I Watched Watchmen

Last night I had the pleasure of going to the Belfast premiere of Watchmen, thus meaning, free drink beforehand. Hell yes.

Anyway, I can't write reviews, so I'm just gonna list what I liked and what I didn't like about this INCREDIBLE MASTERPIECE OF A FILM.

What I liked:

  • Rorschach - Jackie Earl Haley was Rorschach. The rasp, the broken sentences, everything. He had him down to a tee, and I loved every scene he was in, espescially his death scene. As he said his final words, followed by the "Do it. DO IT!", I felt a chill run down my spine.
  • Ozymandias - In the reviews I had read, a lot of people had undermined Matthew Goode, however, I thought he was excellent and I actually felt a little creeped out by him when he was revealed as the big bad.
  • Music - The score was great, reminded me of Blade Runner in some places, which is never a bad thing. The use of popular music worked brilliantly also. Hearing Hallelujah during the Dan/Laurie sex scene was amazing.
  • The sex scene I mentioned above - Holy Shit! Anymore and I would have felt like I was watching Pornhub. This is good.
  • Editing - The film flowed perfectly. Sure, a number of things were left out and had to be, but there were never any plot-holes and my guest, who hadn't read the comic was never confused. Still, I have to say, the Absolute cut is gonna make my head explode.
  • Effects - Loved Manhattan, loved exploding people, loved the gore, loved the ending, loved Mars, loved Karnak, loved the effects.
  • The Ending - Ah yes, the squid-less ending. You know what, I preferred this ending. It's been hard to admit that, but this ending worked better, really bringing it back to the characters, and somehow making Ozy even more of a sneaky bastard.
  • The action - The action was great. Just the right level of OTT.
What I didn't like:
  • Nixon's nose - Too big, but doesn't even put a dent in this film.
10/10

Wednesday 18 February 2009

I wanna be a Jehovas Witness now.


EVIL FLYING JESUS



DAMMIT! I think I just got excited for Transformers 2!!!


Tuesday 17 February 2009

Deadpool at Toy Fair International

http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/02/15/x-men-origins-wolverine-movie-toys-debut-at-toy-fair-2009-deadpool-sabretooth-and-agent-zero/

So, the toys for Wolverine (out May) were shown at this, and the Deadpool toy was in full costume which gives me a bit more hope for this film.


Excitement level has gone up a smidge.

Monday 26 January 2009

Wolverine screws Hugh Jackman's wife.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/a144566/jackman-beds-wife-dressed-as-wolverine.html

I seems Hugh Jackman's wife gets off on his staying in character when they're in bed. That's kinda fucked! I would not let him put those hands anywhere near my "private area". Imagine he got excited and his claws popped out. Bye bye to arguably one of your best body parts.

Oh, and weird list...

Five X-Men I would have sex with...

5. Cyclops - I've always suspected he was gay...
4. Mystique - Blue 80-year old MILF, what else would you want?
3. Rogue - Gotta love a redhead!
2. Jamie Madrox - Orgy anyone?
1. Emma Frost - Duh?! Have you seen her?

Sunday 25 January 2009

Christ, haven't blogged in a few days...

How amazing is this song?



She is fucking gorgeous in it.

Oh, and the first two episodes of Lost rocked.
And this week was a good week for comics. They were all quite good. Some simply brilliant, X-Factor #39 in particular.

So yeah, good week. Got fucked last night. Always a good way to spend your Saturday evening.

Bye.